Coming back for 2nds!

I have found as I have gone through life and through men, one thing remains true in my life. My ex’s always come back for 2nds. It is almost always a done deal type of thing. We break up and then maybe 3-5 months later, I hear from them. How are you? What are you up to? And then in inevitable, I miss you. Normally I wouldn’t know what to say and then I would be like, well you’re a little too late for the I miss you now aren’t you?, Had you done that before you wouldn’t have to be sitting here and crawling back to me like a sad puppy dog to it’s bone, and then I woke up. I wish I had the audacity and the cruelness sometimes to say things like that to ex’s, but unfortunately I did it once and I felt so bad, I apologized for it. There is no need to plot revenge, because as the saying goes “What goes around comes around” is completely true. One day he will do something that will make up for all the heartbreak and headaches he caused you, whether it step in dog shit or trip on a bright orange construction cone to make him so embarrassed he is unable to go anywhere for a week. There will be a day that will make him regret what he did or said. And Voila! He is back at your door with flowers. Don’t get me wrong about this message though. Now just because he shows up back at your apartment with flowers does not mean if you jump into something again it will be better then before. Maybe the sex will be more lively and the relationship will blossom for a week or so, you will inevitably end up with a second breakup. Date the wrong guy once, his bad. Date the wrong guy twice your bad.