Thursday, August 16, 2012

Getting on the train, or missing it..

So for all you ladies out there that suffer from hating men because of their gamer addiction problem, sorry to say but you will never overcome this addiction. Men, apparently no matter what the age, when it comes to certain sports and certain video games, can't seem to lay off or pay attention to anything else while engrossed in these activities. This to me seems odd. One night while I was in a relationship, way long ago, I had a boyfriend who was addicted to video games, one particular video game in particular Call of Duty Black Ops. The one video game I despise now and probably always will. This particular game was so popular, there were Red Bull girls who were half naked at the midnight party at Game stop. Seriously, do we really need half naked chicks at video game openings? Yes, unfortunately I went. That's what good girlfriends do for boyfriends with an addiction. Anyhow, to continue, I went to Victoria Secret one afternoon and picked out something really special, I figured I would surprise him. When I got home from the mall, there he was on the television playing, yes you guessed it, Black Ops. I immediately thought to myself I will give him a few hours and then change into the sexy red lingerie I had picked out. 4 hours later, I decided to finally change into it, with him still playing the game. As I opened the door, I figured he might look to the side to see me, but no such luck. So I did the only thing I could think of at the moment. I walked right in front of the T.V. and smiled. He finally seemed to see me and he said the worst thing you could possibly say to a woman in this particular instance. He said "Babe, your in my way." How could he possibly say that when I'm in lingerie giving him sex in a nutshell? I instantly got sort of pissed and walked out to go put my clothes back on. I decided to go to bed early that night and at around 2am or so he finally came to bed with his own agenda. I turned him down flat and turned over to go back to bed. The mere thought of him trying was infuriating. You had your chance when I was standing in front of you in new lingerie, and you didn't take it. I am not giving it to you now, you missed the train, maybe it will stop in your neighborhood again in a day or so. The men I have told this story to find it incredibly hard to understand. Given the opportunity between sex and video games, most of my guy friends picked sex. It amazes me that some men are just born to ignore all the important parts of a relationship and society.. If I wanted sex earlier, what makes you think that when it's convenient for you, I am gonna open my legs. Like I said, if you miss the train... TOO BAD!

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